Vulva Island

 One day, our ship arrived at an unknown island. Near the coast there was a forest. Higher up there were two large hills. I started an inspection.First I had to cut through the dense woods below to get to the bottom of Venus Hill. A frightening volcano. After some thorough studies, it suddenly erupted. I quickly made my way down again. The eruption must have caused some internal combustion as I was now able to access a dark cave with a very narrow entrance. I steadily pushed forward as I went deeper and deeper into it. The walls were really damp. Not a lot of air around here.Finally, there it was, Uteria’s Treasure, a pearl of the finest quality. Just as I wanted to take it away, there was an earthquake. How would I get out of here! I couldn’t stand anymore as the whole island trembled and made a strange sound. Then, a massive flood dragged me away, to the exit, where I arrived just in time for the bombardment of the upper hills by the massive guns of my ship.